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Post reblogged from I survived the mishapocalypse
In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?
“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”
(Source: facebook.com)
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“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”
“How do you identify?”
“Old”
I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.
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What would Jesus not do?
Things Jesus would do:
- Flip tables
- Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
- Tell the weather outside to STOP
- Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
- Bring people back from the dead
- Go fishing
- Give you food
- Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
- Make furniture
- Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
This…is the best
As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
I WILL BUY THAT SHIRT
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Do you ever wonder “what is going on in my body right now that could possibly lead to me dying in my sleep?” I both do and do not want to Google this.
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Photoset reblogged from Working without a tricorder.
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Post reblogged from The Road Goes Ever On and On
We’re all dudes. Hey!
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
(Source: iamthemagicks)
